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Saturday, August 18, 2012

अभिनव प्रयास सम्पादकीय अंक 13 (हास्य व्यंग्य विशेषांक )











vatqe mokp---

      fiNys fnuksa O;Lrrk,¡ vf/kd jgha] dkO;&;k=k,¡] ikfjokfjd nkf;Ro lkFk gh vius dkWfyt dh if=dk The Fidelian dk laiknu Hkh] vr% u pkgrs gq, Hkh ^vfHkuo iz;kl* dk ;g gkL;&O;aX; fo'ks"kkad dqN foyEc dj gh cSBk---^fe=ksa dk ^dc rd*\* eq>s le; fudkyus ds fy, izsfjr djrk jgkA---vc ;s fo'ks"kkad izLrqr gS] ns[ksa&ij[ksa]dgsaA
      bl fo'ks"kkad dks egRoiw.kZ cukus esa lHkh dk lg"kZ] gj laHko jpukRed lg;ksx feyk gS] dqN x| O;aX; o y?kqdFkk,¡ Hkh gSa( blh ds lkFk bl ckj ^vFkkrks xhfrdk O;k[;k&4* esa tgk¡ MkW- f'kovkse vEcj us x+t+y esa O;aX; ds fp=ksa dks [kkstk gS] ogha pfpZr ysf[kdk ckuks ljrkt us ^mnwZ 'kk;jh esa iSjksMh* ij ,d csgrjhu vkys[k fn;k gSA ges'kk dh rjg HkkbZ ftrsUnz tkSgj us ^dqN [k+kl* djrs gq, pfpZr vius tkus&igpkus rsoj ds lkFk gkL;&O;aX; dfo Jh lqjsUnz 'kekZ dk lk{kkRdkj izLrqr fd;k gSA lkFk gh gkL;&O;aX; dh csgrjhu dfork,¡ rks bl vad esa gSa ghA
      MkW- jkds'kxqIr Le`fr dkO;&iqjLdkj ds fy, izfof"V Hkstus ds iwoZ fuosnu gS fd vki mldh fu;ekoyh dks /;ku ls i<+ vo'; fy;k djsaA izfof"V }kjk izfr;ksfxrk dh vgZrk iwjh ugha djus ij gesa mls fujLr djrs gq, d"V gksrk gSA
      ^vfHkuo iz;kl* dh lnL;rk Lohdkjus dk fuosnu rks vkils lnSo jgrk gh gS( D;ksafd bl foKkiufoghu vuq"Bku dks vkidk gh lacy gSA oSls Jh johUnz jfo ¼dVuh½ vkyksd frokjh ¼dVuh½ tSls fe= lkFk gksa] tks fu%LokFkZ gj laHko lg;ksx dks u flQZ+ rS;kj jgrs gSa cfYd vizR;kf'kr :i ls budk lg;ksx dHkh Hkh gkft+j gks tkrk gS---rks fQj fdl fojks/kh dh et+ky fd ^vfHkuo iz;kl* dh ;k=k dks jksd ldsA
      b/kj nSfud tkxj.k us ns'k ds 15 'kgjksa ds xhr rS;kj djk;s] ftlesa vyhx<+ 'kgj ds fy, esjk xhr pquk x;k] [kq'kh gqbZ---] xhr dks lqizfl) xk;d Lo-fd'kksj dqekj ds iq= vfer dqekj us viuh vkokt+ nh gS vkSj laxhr ls ltk;k gS lqizfl) laxhrdkj vkns'k JhokLro us(--- fiNys fnuksa vyhx<+ esa bl xhr dh [kwc /kwe eph jgh] ,d fnu esa FM jsfM;ks ij Hkh bls dbZ&dbZ ckj lquk x;kA
      vjs gk¡] bl chp mRrj izns'k esa fo/kku lHkk pqukoksa dh Hkh [kwc xgek&xgeh jghA reke ^ek;ktkyksa* ds chp vf[kys'k HkS;k eq[;ea=h dh dqlhZ rd tk igq¡psA dkaxzsl] Hkktik] clik ds cM+s&cM+s /kqja/kj pquko ifj.kkeksa ls HkkSapDds jg x;s---lik us vk¡/kh ds vke dh rjg [kwc oksV cVksjsA eq[;ea=h cuus ds ckn vf[kys'k HkS;k cM+h&cM+h yqHkkouh ;kstukvksa dh >M+h yxk jgs gSa---bZ'oj turk ds fo'okl dh j{kk djs! vkehu!
      13 Qjojh dks v[+ykd+ eksgEen [k+++ku ;kuh ^'kgj;kj* lkgc dk bardky u flQZ+ mnwZ vnc cfYd lEiw.kZ lkfgR; txr dh ,slh {kfr gS tks lnk lkyrh jgsxh( bardky ij tc eSa vkSj ^gekjh /kjrh* ds laiknd Jh lqcks/k uanu 'kekZ esfMdy jksM fLFkr muds ¶+ySV ij igq¡ps rks ogk¡ fc[kjh [k+keks'kh esa Hkkjh gkgkdkj Fkk( muds vafre n'kZu---tqck¡ [k+keks'k---ij os tks jp x, lfn;k¡ xquxquk,axh] blesa dksbZ nksjk; ughaA
      blh chp gekjs vtht+ HkkbZ MkW- x.ks'k xk;dokM+ dh NksVh cgu lquank th ds fu/ku ds lekpkj us vUnj rd fgyk fn;k fd 27 tuojh dks yax dsalj ds pyrs mudk nsgkolku gks x;kA
      vkg!---nksuksa foHkwfr;ksa dks vJqiwfjr J)katfy!
      vkSj var esa pyrs&pyrs ;gh dgw¡xk fd lkjs flLVe ij tc ut+j tkrh gS rks eq>s viuh pkj iafDr;k¡ ;kn vkrh gSa&
gj rjQ /kks[kk/kM+h dk jkt gS ,s nksLrks!
?kqV jgh lp dh ;gk¡ vkokt+ gS ,s nksLrks!
peZ jksxksa dh nok os csprs gSa vktdy&
nsg ij ftuds Lo;a ds [kkt gS ,s nksLrks!

vkidk D;k dguk gS\
bl vad ij Hkh ;ksX; dh izrh{kk esa---
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